43.27% (a number that I totally conjured up from my genius brain) of the debate community in Malaysia would probably agree that money should not be spent on buying the ridiculous costumes for any of your four-legged pet, feline, or fur ball in the attempt to make them ridiculously looking like the ridiculous Paris Hilton’s Tinkerbelle or any of the Chihuahua Society of Beverly Hills. I can easily justify this to a number of reasons:
1. None of us looks like Paris Hilton or could come even close to look like her. No matter how much you have invested in the attempts of making you look like the bimbo-with-a-brain, you will still not be Paris Hilton of Malaysia.
3. Any furry four-legged pets are ugly.PERIOD.
4. You are ugly too. So any attempts to beautify your pets in effort to compensate what are lacking in you, is pointless. The reason being: Refer to reason No.3. Conclusion: Both you and your pets are ugly.
5. You do not need more facts. Above facts and reasons may have caused severe injury to your self-esteem.
But, do not fret my dear readers. You may not have the beauty of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie, or even Cher. However I do not want to be sexist, thus I will include the male celebrities as well. So, to my dear male readers, you may not have the good looks of Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, or even the profile look of Jay-Z, you do however, have the one thing that these beauties and heroes of Hollywood do not have:
The ability to debate on a motion like “This house believes that the Bolivarian Revolution is a farce” within seven minutes after only 30-minutes of preparation time. (I hope you DO know what Bolivarian Revolution is all about).
The beauties and good looks may rule the tabloids, but ye who have the brains rule the world. (Anonymous).
Thus, the best place to prove that you do know what Bolivarian Revolution is all about is now here in Malaysia. For the first time ever, we are going to have the Malaysian Universities Debate League. It is an extremely competitive league with 38 matches throughout the year that will rev up your skills; the skills that those beauties and good looks do not have.
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